Premier Inn Nottingham City Centre Chapel Bar

Alright, gather 'round, folks. I've got a tale to tell about a place that's not just a hotel, it's an experience. We're talking about the Premier Inn Nottingham City Centre Chapel Bar. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Chapel Bar? Isn't that where they used to hold sermons?" Well, buckle up, because this chapel's had a makeover, and it's traded in the hymnbooks for something a tad more... spirited.

From Hallelujahs to Happy Hours

Picture this: a grand old chapel, built in the 1800s, standing proud in the heart of Nottingham. It's seen a lot in its time - weddings, funerals, even a spot of civil disobedience back in the day. But it's safe to say, it's never seen anything quite like the Premier Inn.

Now, I'm not saying they've turned the pulpit into a bar (well, not entirely), but they have transformed this holy place into a hotel that's anything but holy... in the best possible way.

Sleeping Under the Stars (and Stained Glass)

First things first, let's talk about the rooms. They've kept the original stained glass windows, so you can wake up to a kaleidoscope of colours every morning. It's like sleeping under a giant, colourful duvet. Just don't expect to find any halos painted on the ceilings - they've been replaced with flat-screen TVs. Progress, eh?

And the beds? Oh, the beds. They're like sleeping on a cloud that's had a few too many mince pies at Christmas. You'll sink into them and not want to get out. Trust me, I've tried. And failed. Miserably.

Dining with the Dead (Sort Of)

Now, let's talk about the restaurant. It's in what used to be the chapel's crypt. Yes, you read that right. You can dine with the dead. Well, their remains, anyway. Don't worry, they're safely tucked away in their coffins. It's not like they're joining you for dessert or anything. (At least, not that I know of. I've been too busy stuffing my face to notice.)

The food's top-notch, by the way. They've got all the usual suspects - burgers, pizzas, that sort of thing. But they also do a mean breakfast. I mean, they've got to, right? It's the most important meal of the day. And if you're anything like me, the most important meal of the day is always.

Drinking in the Past

And then there's the bar. It's in what was once the chapel's nave. You know, where the choir used to sing. Now, it's where you'll find people singing a different tune. The bar staff are a friendly bunch, always up for a chat. And the drinks? Well, they're not exactly holy water. But they are pretty darn good.

They've even kept the old organ. It's been given a new lease of life as a photo booth. You can pose with your mates, strike a silly pose, and have a memento of your night out. Just don't expect to hear any hymns coming from it. It's more likely to be playing something by Beyoncé than Bach.

Exploring the City

But it's not all about the hotel. Nottingham's a cracking city, and the Premier Inn's right in the thick of it. You're just a stone's throw away from the Lace Market, the Theatre Royal, and the famous Robin Hood statue. (Although, let's be honest, he's not quite as impressive in person as he is in the movies.)

And if you're feeling brave, you can always pop into the City of Caves. It's a network of caves under the city. They're not exactly haunted, but they are a bit... echoey. So, if you hear a voice saying "Get out!" in a spooky whisper, it's probably just your own voice bouncing off the walls. Probably.

Back to the Future

But after a day of exploring, there's nothing quite like coming back to the Premier Inn. It's like stepping back in time, then stepping right back into the 21st century. It's a bit like being in a time machine. A time machine with really comfy beds.

So, there you have it. The Premier Inn Nottingham City Centre Chapel Bar. It's not your average hotel. It's a hotel with a past. A hotel with a story to tell. And if you listen carefully, you might just hear it whispering in the stained glass.

But don't worry, it's not saying "Get out!"

...At least, not yet.