Ocean Edge Holiday Park Money Close Lane Heysham Morecambe

So, there I was, standing on the shore of Morecambe Bay, the wind whipping my hair into a frenzy, and I thought to myself, "Self, you've been coming to this part of the world for years, but you've never actually stayed here." And that, dear reader, is how I found myself at Ocean Edge Holiday Park in Heysham, just a stone's throw from the ever-charming Morecambe.

Why Ocean Edge, you ask?

Well, let me tell you, it wasn't just because I'd run out of Airbnb options. No, no, no. It was the promise of a place that was close enough to the action to hear the seagulls squabbling over chips, but far enough to enjoy a good night's sleep without the soundtrack of a late-night karaoke session from the nearby pub.

Plus, I'd heard whispers of a place that was perfect for families, couples, and even solo adventurers like yours truly. A place where you could pitch a tent, park your caravan, or even stay in a static caravan if that's your jam. A place, I was told, with a swimming pool, a play area for the kids, and even a bar for the grown-ups. I was sold.

Money Close Lane, you say?

Yes, indeed. You'll find Ocean Edge Holiday Park nestled at the end of Money Close Lane in Heysham. It's not as dodgy as it sounds, I promise. In fact, it's a lovely little lane that leads you straight to the park's entrance. I must admit, I half expected to find a troll under the bridge (it is called Money Close, after all), but alas, no trolls were found. Just a friendly warden who checked me in and pointed me in the direction of my pitch.

Now, let's talk about the park itself. It's not one of those massive, impersonal holiday parks where you feel like a tiny ant lost in a sea of caravans. No, Ocean Edge is a manageable size, with plenty of space for everyone. The pitches are a good size too, with electric hook-ups and water points nearby. And if you're staying in one of the static caravans, you're in for a treat. They're clean, well-equipped, and even have a little decking area out front where you can sit and enjoy a cuppa while watching the world go by.

What's there to do?

Well, aside from the obvious (like building sandcastles on the beach or trying to spot the elusive Morecambe Bay pony), there's plenty to keep you entertained at Ocean Edge. The swimming pool is a godsend on those rare rainy days, and the play area is a lifesaver for parents who need a few minutes to themselves. There's also a little shop on-site where you can stock up on essentials, and a bar that serves up a mean pint (or so I'm told - I was driving, so I stuck to the soft stuff).

But if you're anything like me, you'll want to get out and explore. Morecambe is just a short drive away, and it's well worth a visit. The Promenade is perfect for a stroll, and the Eric Morecambe statue is a must-see. Plus, there are plenty of places to grab a bite to eat, from traditional fish and chips to more exotic fare.

And if you fancy a day trip, Lancaster is just a hop, skip, and a jump away. You can explore the castle, wander around the beautiful cathedral, or even take a boat trip on the River Lune. There's plenty to keep you busy, I promise.

But what about the noise?

I hear you, dear reader. You're worried about the noise, aren't you? Well, let me put your mind at ease. Yes, Ocean Edge is close to the sea, and yes, there are seagulls. But they're not as noisy as you might think. And as for the nearby pub, well, it might get a bit lively on a Friday night, but it's nothing that a pair of earplugs can't fix. Plus, the park is well-maintained, and the wardens are on hand to keep an eye on things, so you can rest easy knowing that you're in safe hands.

So, would I recommend Ocean Edge Holiday Park?

Absolutely, I would. It's the perfect base for exploring Morecambe and the surrounding area, and it's got everything you need for a comfortable stay. Whether you're a seasoned camper or a first-timer, a family of four or a solo traveller, Ocean Edge has something to offer you. And who knows, you might even spot a troll under the bridge on Money Close Lane. But probably not.