Kings New Years Honours List 2026

Hey there, coffee companion! Grab a seat, let's spill the beans on the Kings New Year Honours List for 2026, yeah? You won't believe who's been naughty or nice, if you catch my drift.

Knights in Shining Armour

First off, let's tip our hats to the new Knights Bachelor. Now, who do you think made the cut? Our mate, Sir Dave, the baker who's been kneading dough since forever? Or maybe Lady Sarah, the librarian who's been shushing us since we were knee-high to a grasshopper?

Well, hold onto your hats, because it's none other than Captain Marvelous, the humble superhero who's been saving the city one cat stuck in a tree at a time. I mean, who else deserves a knighthood for that kind of dedication?

Dames in Distinction

Now, let's not forget our Dames Commander. Who do you reckon has been commanding attention this year? The mayor, perhaps? Or that one neighbour who always tells you to turn your music down?

Nope, it's Dame Fabulous, the local drag queen who's been serving looks and inspiration left, right, and centre. She's commanded our hearts, and now she's commanding a spot on the honours list. About time, right?

Order of the British Empire

Alright, let's dive into the Order of the British Empire. Who's been doing their bit for the empire, whatever that means these days?

First up, we've got Officer Extraordinaire, the postman who's been delivering more than just letters. He's been delivering smiles, chats, and even the odd cup of tea to the lonely folks on his round. Bless him.

Then we've got Member Magnificent, the schoolteacher who's been teaching us more than just maths and English. She's been teaching us about kindness, patience, and the joy of a well-timed fart joke. You know who you are, love.

And the Rest...

Now, I could go on and on about the Companions of Honour, the Barons and Baronesses, and the rest of the gang. But let's be real, we've all got lives to lead, right?

So, here's to the unsung heroes, the ones who didn't make the list but deserve a mention nonetheless. You know who you are. Keep being awesome, yeah?

And with that, it's time to raise our coffee cups to the Kings New Year Honours List 2026. Here's to another year of heroes, villains, and everyone in between. Cheers!