Best Restaurants For Afternoon Tea In London

Hey there, tea lovers! Fancy a spot of afternoon tea in the big smoke? London's got more than its fair share of posh places to indulge in scones and clotted cream. Let's spill the tea on some of the best, yeah?

Fortnum & Mason

First up, we've got a real British institution. Fortnum & Mason, or 'Fortnum's' to its mates, has been serving up afternoon tea since 1707. That's older than the USA, folks! They've got a few options, but the Royal Afternoon Tea is the one to beat. It's like having tea with the Queen (minus the small talk).

Sketch London

Now, if you're after something a bit... different, Sketch London is your gal. This place is like walking into a real-life Dr. Seuss illustration. The Glade is where it's at - all pink velvet and quirky crockery. The tea's not bad either.

Claridge's

Next up, we've got Claridge's. This Art Deco beauty has been serving afternoon tea since 1898. They've got a Champagne Afternoon Tea if you're feeling fancy (and thirsty). It's like a little party in your mouth, and we're all invited.

The Ritz London

And then there's The Ritz. Oh, The Ritz. This place is so posh, even the doormen wear top hats. Their Afternoon Tea is a proper affair, with a live pianist and all. It's like stepping back in time, but with better sandwiches.

Dalloway Terrace

Fancy something a bit more... Instagrammable? Dalloway Terrace is your spot. This place is like a secret garden, all flowers and fairy lights. Their Afternoon Tea comes with a side of serious #teaenvy.

Prêt-à-Portea at The Berkeley

Last but not least, we've got Prêt-à-Portea at The Berkeley. This one's for the fashionistas. Their Afternoon Tea is inspired by the latest catwalk trends. Yes, you can eat couture. No, it won't fit in your wardrobe afterwards.

So there you have it, folks! London's best afternoon teas, dished out nice and neat. Now go forth, sip some tea, and eat a scone or two for me, yeah?